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THE POULTERGUYS
Got Paranormal Bullshit?
Page the PoulterGuys!
▶ HOME
▶ CASE FILES
▶ AUDIO (EVPs)
▶ FIELD REPORTS
▶ LINKS (TRUTH)
▶ JOIN THE TEAM
Visitor Counter:
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MEET THE POULTERGUYS
Got Paranormal Bullshit? Page the PoulterGuys!
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TEAM ROSTER
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ID: PG-0001
CLR: RED
LAST SEEN: 08/12/98
STATUS: ACTIVE
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MAX LANGSTON
ROLE: Owner / Operator
HANDLE: PhantomMod87
SPECIALTY: EVP analysis, analog tech, “pattern recognition”
Max founded the PoulterGuys with a college fund and a grudge against reality.
If it hums, clicks, whispers, or repeats… Max hears meaning.
KNOWN WEAKNESS: TWINKIES....
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ID: PG-0002
CLR: RED
LAST SEEN: 08/12/98
STATUS: ACTIVE
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MING CHEN
ROLE: Owner / Operator
SPECIALTY:
KNOWN WEAKNESS:
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ID: PG-0003
CLR: RED
LAST SEEN: 08/12/98
STATUS: ACTIVE
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RON KLIEN
ROLE: Medic
SPECIALTY: trauma care, field triage,
KNOWN WEAKNESS:
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ID: PG-0004
CLR: RED
LAST SEEN: 08/12/98
STATUS: ACTIVE
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JAKE TAYLOR HART
ROLE:
SPECIALTY:
KNOWN WEAKNESS:
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ID: PG-0005
CLR: RED
LAST SEEN: 08/12/98
STATUS: ACTIVE
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SAM WARDWELL
ROLE:Lackey
SPECIALTY:Tight spaces
Born and raised in Salem, Mass. the paranormal have always followed Sam wherever he goes. It's his turn now to give them chase.
KNOWN WEAKNESS:Tall women
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ID: PG-0006
CLR: RED
LAST SEEN: 08/12/98
STATUS: ACTIVE
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FINLEY BARCLAY
ROLE:Field Engineer
SPECIALTY:Drinking Apparition Ale
KNOWN WEAKNESS:Chairs to the Head
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JOIN THE TEAM
We are accepting field volunteers and remote researchers.
LOOKING FOR:
• People who can keep calm in the dark
• Audio/video nerds (tape, VHS, camcorders, signal cleanup)
• Night drivers, map readers, and “weird phone call” screeners
• Anyone with access to local archives, old newspapers, or police scanners
DO NOT APPLY IF:
• You scare easy
• You throw up at the smell of mold
• You refuse to sleep in a car
• You think everything has a “logical explanation” (it doesn’t)
TO APPLY:
Email: polterguys@aol.com
Subject line: JOIN_REQUEST_[YOUR CITY]
WE WILL FIND YOU
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NOTE: PoulterGuys are NOT responsible for psychic trauma.
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